NEWS THEY REFUSE TO USE
Were you really expecting us to talk about ourselves some more? Nah. But if you want to hear more, just call us. We like to tell stories.
In the meantime, check out these weird news stories from around the world…
Man melting snow with blowtorch ignites home
Fire officials in New Bedford, Mass., say a man using a blowtorch to melt ice on his back porch ended up setting his house on fire, causing up to $30,000 in damage.
Man tries to go home for holidays, in fire truck
Police in Utah say the man wanted to steal vehicle for drive to Washington
Man Cited for Barking at Police Dog
Suspect’s Defense: “He started it. He was harrassing me.”
Hospital rooms may be nearly as noisy as chainsaws: study
Everybody knows hospital rooms are noisy, but now a study has confirmed it — with the added finding that noise levels may sometimes spike to nearly that of a chainsaw.
Louisiana lawmaker seeks pajamas-in-public ban
Today it’s pajamas,” Williams said. “Tomorrow it’s underwear. Where does it stop?”
Police Ticket Gael Noriega, 6, For Reckless Driving After Toy Motorcycle Hits SUV
Police in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, recently ticketed Gael Noriega, 6, for reckless driving after he crashed his miniature gasoline-powered motorbike that he got for Christmas into an SUV on Dec. 27.
WOW. NOW THAT’S A STORY.