NEWS THEY REFUSE TO USE

Were you really expecting us to talk about ourselves some more?  Nah.  But if you want to hear more, just call us.  We like to tell stories.

In the meantime, check out these weird news stories from around the world…

Man melting snow with blowtorch ignites home
Fire officials in New Bedford, Mass., say a man using a blowtorch to melt ice on his back porch ended up setting his house on fire, causing up to $30,000 in damage.

Man tries to go home for holidays, in fire truck
Police in Utah say the man wanted to steal vehicle for drive to Washington 

One-Eyed, Three-Legged Dog Wins Ugly Prize
It was a tail-waggin’ good time at the Sonoma-Marin County Fair, where 12 pooches let the fur fly at the 20th annual World’s Ugliest Dog Contest. Gus — a three-legged, one-eyed Chinese Crested, won $1,600 in prizes.

World Naked Bike Ride
The World Naked Bike Ride calls for protesters to ride through the streets in body paint and not much more, all to raise awareness for environmental issues and and let people know about the harm done by gas-burning motor vehicles.

Man with bullet in head goes to work
The real estate agent says the slug hurts, but not enough to stay home…

Deck the halls with stolen Santas?
California cops arrest man, seize 3 truckloads of decorations in theft-hit area…

WOW.  NOW THAT’S A STORY.